About me: I am a dynamic figure who can hurl tennis rackets
at small moving objects with deadly accuracy! I
have been known to write award-winning operas
during my lunch breaks. I also used my break time
to practice my trombone so I could woo anyone with
my sensuous and godlike trombone-playing skills. I
know the exact location of every food item at the
supermarket. And because I can manage time
efficiently, I can make 20-minute meals over 30
minutes! I have made extraordinary four-course
meals using only a toaster oven!
